I was wearing my Bat Boy shirt last night. It was custom made for me by a friend a few years ago. It has his screaming face on it and "Bat Boy has the hots for (my full name)". It had been in a box for a while.
But the warthogger had never heard of Bat Boy, so I had to relate the whole damn story, as well as background info on the great and now deceased Weekly World News. Actually, the WWN had been crappy for a good 8 years before it bit the dust. But for a while there, it was the most entertaining thing one could buy for less than an Abe.